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Description: Because you're fucking babies, dammit.

Description: Vote for the only real choice this election. Vote Tiddy.

Description: Voters! I am once again asking for you to give me strength, from the cities, and rushing bros and online streams. For people everywhere who can't get proper health care... for the democrats who can't feel the Bern, and for affordable college tuition! Give me votes to win! Thank you, America!

Description: Sierra wanted me to make a stupid fucking shirt for her stupid fucking cat rusty. I fucking hate this cat. I hope it eats poison and dies.

Description: Let everyone know you are, have, or appreciate the big tiddy Goth Girlfriend!

Description: You know you want to show off how much of a big tiddy gothicc pride

Description: Let the world know you are down for or have or are one of them big tiddy gothicc gfs!

Description: Hentai dubs over subs bro. Uncensored squad!

Description: VHS Dub

Description: VHS Dubbing of that sweet sweet tentacle love

Description: VHS Dubbing is back!

Description: Panda Bear fans have been asking for a shirt that encapsulates and summarizes all our hopes and dreams. This is that shirt.

Description: Panda bears goddammit.

Description: ONLY TRVE KVLT BLACK METAL FANS WEAR THIS! ONLY THE POSERS AND THE WANNABES SPELL WORDS WITH "U's" AND ARE MOSTLY LEGIBLE!

Description: For when people need to know how god damn goth you really are.

Description: Never let anyone tell you that you can't live your dreams, even if you fail, you will still become a legend for trying.

Description: PUFF THEM DANK CLOUDS BOYS, AND LET THEM KNOW YOU ARE EDGY AF! IF THEY CAN'T HANDLE THE PRESSURE, THEN THEY DIDN'T SEE YOUR DAMN SHIRT

Description: 11/27/14 A Dream was born.

Description: Let everyone know YOU are the president of discord. Tom can't be though, cause Tom sucks.

Description: It's a succubus. What do you want? Her toungue is going in between her tid's. It's good stuff. Don't wear to family gatherings

Description: Double sided version of the Kabuki Cage shirt. In japanese it says "kabuki cage" I think. I used google translate. Don't punch me please. I'm sorry.

Description: It says "kabuki cage" in japanese. I think. Google translate sucks. I don't speak japanese. Sup.

Description: The ultimate Nicholas Cage tribute. Nicholas Cage in his kabuki theater form. TADAAAAAAAAAA!!!! NOW WHERE THAT CHOCOLATE CAKE?

Description: I did this on my livestream twitch.tv/monkeybrainsink

Description: I have no idea how or why, but when i tried to save it it glitched to this bizarre masterpiece. I thought it looked cook so here it is.

Description: NOTE: This is just a tribute to the legend, i know nothing about the forbidden dark web anime.

Description: Monkey BRAINS!

Description: Is this Loss?

Description: Show your support for the greatest candidate of them all: OBLIVION Vote Cthulhu 2020, choice is an illusion to the elder gods and fear is your vote.

Description: Show your support for the greatest candidate of them all: OBLIVION Vote Cthulhu 2020, choice is an illusion to the elder gods and fear is your vote.

Description: Evil demonic oni!

Description: Let everyone know you were knee deep in the fried chicken sandwich wars. NOBODY will ever take away your spicy, crispy glory

Description: I mean... this is literally for one person, but if you want to buy it go ahead lol

Description: When you gotta lock her up!

Description: sometimes you gotta go oldschool