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Description: Get yourself a nice tall boy of your drink of choice and then smash that racist jerk! Let everyone on earth know you've studied under the mighty hard iced tea

Description: definitely not for the 55378008

Description: 5318008 > 55378008

Description: gendo knows how to make a slogan, only now it's SFW

Description: gendo knows how to make a slogan

Description: Johnny Silverhand is my Choom, deal with it.

Description: Wake up, samurai, it's time to burn the city with your chooma

Description: GET SOME OF THIS WRAPPING AND PRESENTS GO ON AND WAP WAP WAP WAP

Description: Parody of WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

Description: Parody of WAP by Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion

Description: Let people know you're going to HADOUKEN them into the next century by letting them know you're down-right fierce!

Description: Let people know you're going to HADOUKEN them into the next century by letting them know you're down-right fierce!

Description: Show your colors and see if you're tough enough to join the HUGE WRESTLING ARMY! Poison's premiere professional wrestling league where only the tough survive.

Description: Show your colors and see if you're tough enough to join the HUGE WRESTLING ARMY! Poison's premiere professional wrestling league where only the tough survive.

Description: Hint: it's pee. He drank pee. Yes, it's weird, but it's history. He was tricked into drinking pee.

Description: No matter what is happening to you, how absolutely destroyed you are, your boss will still ask if you're coming into work today.

Description: SANTA COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR TO KILL THE POSERS AND INSTILL THE KVLT OF KHRISTMAS FOR THE BAD LITTLE KIDDIES OUT THERE

Description: She's a girl with headphones, what more do you want?

Description: Sometimes the skull, he gets slicc, he be sicc, but most importantly, he licc.

Description: Let everyone know how happy you are that trump, the national embarassment is FIRED. GONE FOREVER.

Description: Let everyone know how happy you are that trump, the national embarassment is FIRED. GONE FOREVER.

Description: Let everyone know the worst president in the history of the damn country just got fired. Thank Fuck he's gone.

Description: STUPID HUMANS! You should have voted for KANG instead now you are stuck with FOUR MORE YEARS OF ANOTHER FILTHY STUPID HUMAN!

Description: STUPID HUMANS! You should have voted for KODOS instead now you are stuck with FOUR MORE YEARS OF ANOTHER FILTHY STUPID HUMAN!

Description: Cybernetika, a goddess fetish of the internet has been summoned to you for mass connection and information overload

Description: Old and apocalyptical, it's the only way we know how.

Description: Johnny Silver Loves it

Description: It's definitely just soup, not for throwing

Description: inspired by Dr Smoov Randall Ng, it's a turkey fucking dinner

Description: The opposite of mega milk

Description: Mega Milk Meme why not?

Description: Twinkle nora rock me is the worst

Description: if you know what this is for, then i'm shocked.

Description: First there was insanity, then there was pain, now nick and jason present.....

Description: blood red variant of the original

Description: The one thing i always hated about santa carla was all the damn vampires